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Behold the Kickmen

85% positive of 375 Steam reviews

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Released
2017
Steam Deck
Playable
Platforms
Steam

Made by Size Five Games.

About the game

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

Tagged by players

  • Sports
  • Football (Soccer)
  • Action
  • Casual

What players say

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What players say

  • Recommended
    Maybe one of the most fun arcade sports games ive ever played.

    3 h played when written, mostly on Steam Deck. 0 found it helpful.

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  • Not recommended
    I bought this game after seeing Nerdcubed's video on it because it looked so fun! And it is...to begin with. The sense of humour and the whole design of the game is imbeccable, it's great fun, strangely immersive even though it's ridiculous, I can't fault the design of the game in that sense at all. And the first league is great fun to play through, but this is where things change, and why I wouldn't be willing to…

    2 h played when written. 17 found it helpful.

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