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How to Train Your Cock

94% positive of 1,941 Steam reviews

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Unknown
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Unknown
Released
2025
Steam Deck
Playable
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Steam

Made by Little Horror Studios.

About the game

A chill idle game that sits in your screen while you do other tasks. Watch your cock train and grow, decorate his island, and buy him some stylish hats. Is your cock the biggest among your friends? Now it can be!

What sets it apart

  • Desktop Companion
  • Idler
  • Cozy
  • Farming Sim
  • Incremental
  • Capitalism
  • Automation
  • Life Sim
  • Building
  • Relaxing
  • Management
  • Comedy

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What players say

  • Not recommended
    Rating: COCK BLOCKED (HARD NO, F**K U DEV) How to Train Your Cock was designed as a meme idler game when it was first introduced, with the name of the game already being a funny point where your steam friends can see and be wondering ''WTF is this person playing'' and be curious to find out more about the game. However, with the push of the new update of EXPEDITIONS and PETS, with the addition of new draggy…

    55 h played when written. 9 found it helpful.

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  • Not recommended
    The progression simply isn't fun. The new items are meh, and do very little to increase your abilities. For the price, maybe, but I simply have no desire to progress any further.

    19 h played when written. 2 found it helpful.

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