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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

90% positive of 10 Steam reviews

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Released
2025
Steam Deck
Not tested
Platforms
Steam

Made by Hmph. Studios.

About the game

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.

Tagged by players

  • Mini Golf
  • Perma Death
  • Dark Humor
  • Difficult
  • Psychological Horror
  • Physics
  • Platformer
  • Survival Horror
  • Horror
  • Online Co-Op
  • 2D Platformer
  • Adventure

What players say

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What players say

  • Recommended
    A funny mix of golf and 2D precision platforming, somewhat frustrating as these games tend to be, where you can fall and have to climb back up again. Anyway, there are lots of mini shortcuts, and the main mechanic/ exploit is that we can hit the ball in the air. Where it really shines is when you play it with someone else, as it becomes a game of passing the ball back and forth and, of course, can cause loud…

    1.4 h played when written. 5 found it helpful.

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  • Recommended
    A pretty fun little game that is great to bring a friend into. It's not terribly hard and it's got some silly moments and things you can do. The game overall is really charming with how it looks and you can even make your lil dude do a jig, which is dope. (The jig is also a punch so you can launch your friend if they mess up). ALSO, the game does not mention it, but if you press T you can teleport to the ball (as…

    2.1 h played when written. 1 found it helpful.

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