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You Suck At Football

59% positive of 22 Steam reviews

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Released
2025
Steam Deck
Playable
Platforms
Steam

Made by Gorka Games.

About the game

A physics-based rage game where you and your friends control a chaotic football through parkour and deadly drops. One wrong bounce and you lose it all. Climb together or fall together — can you reach the top?

Tagged by players

  • Football (Soccer)
  • Precision Platformer
  • Puzzle Platformer
  • Parkour
  • Difficult
  • 3D Platformer
  • Platformer
  • Third Person
  • Psychological Horror
  • Funny
  • Action
  • Physics

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What players say

  • Not recommended
    You Suck At Football is an unreal engine flip slop game where you have to dribble and shoot a football through a goal, and its physics and mechanics feel very clunky and bugged. Because of this, it doesn't feel even remotely fun or rewarding. Honestly, a lot of mobile games and free games clear this. The game somehow got streamers to play for a short while, and I suppose it's capitalized with a few purchases. Price…

    1.2 h played when written. 3 found it helpful.

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