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NO ENTRY

86% positive of 15 Steam reviews

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Released
2026
Steam Deck
Playable
Platforms
Steam

Made by Jeistar.

About the game

You are a bouncer at an exclusive club. The requirements are shallow as you expect but the money is good and the desperate ones bribe. The pretty get in, and the money machines need to show they can front. No fake designer shoes allowed. It's a big club and you ain't in it.

Tagged by players

  • Job Simulator
  • Cyberpunk
  • Dark Humor
  • Noir
  • Anime
  • Interactive Fiction
  • Choices Matter
  • Multiple Endings
  • Comedy
  • Emotional
  • Capitalism
  • Management

What players say

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What players say

  • Recommended
    Genuinely one of the most visually stunning creators I've ever seen: Jeistar's games are all sensory delights, that engage and dazzle every sense (current technology can engage) leaving you in an immersive trance of sound and colour. To Jeistar themself: I think I speak for everyone when I say your commitment, ingenuity, creativity and clearly displayed passion for creating polished and immersive esoteric…

    12 min played when written. 0 found it helpful.

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  • Recommended
    No Entry's aesthetics grabbed my attention first and foremost. A great game that gives off similar vibes to VA-11 Hall-A, so if you enjoyed that game I think you'll feel at home here.

    3.2 h played when written. 1 found it helpful.

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  • Not recommended
    Came for the concept and aesthetics, but got filtered by the gameplay. The core mechanics feel underdeveloped and unintuitive. When scanning, NPCs tend to blend into the black background which makes it feel impossible to find focal points, and text about these NPCs would sometimes zoom off the screen and become unreadable. More than anything, I really struggled to tell if I was doing anything right or wrong. I think…

    29 min played when written. 2 found it helpful.

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