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I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling

91% positive of 1,546 Steam reviews

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Released
2017
Steam Deck
Verified
Platforms
Steam

Made by Mutant Entertainment Studios.

About the game

Do you love opening loot crates, but hate the tedious gameplay sessions in between? Our marketing department has the game for you! Unbox random items! Get stuff, but not what you really want! Skate legal and ethical lines! Remember kids, its only a video game, so grab your parents credit card!

Tagged by players

  • Satire
  • Memes
  • Loot
  • Parody
  • Collectathon
  • Gambling
  • Incremental
  • Comedy
  • Point & Click
  • Funny
  • Psychological Horror
  • Relaxing

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What players say

  • Not recommended
    Pretty boring overall. No way to increase drop rates. So if you're missing a piece it can take a very long time for it to drop. Wish it has more "incremental" upgrade mechanics to buy

    1.8 h played when written, mostly on Steam Deck. 1 found it helpful.

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  • Recommended
    By Talos, I have lost every septim to this cursed game. I thought, “Surely one more hand, and I shall be rich enough to buy the finest mead in Skyrim.” Fool that I was. Now my purse is empty, my children must attend school in Markarth, and I fear for their very souls. The game itself? Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Would I recommend gambling? Aye. Would I do it again? By the Divines, probably.

    9 h played when written. 0 found it helpful.

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