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HOLY COW! Milking Simulator

90% positive of 11 Steam reviews

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Released
2021
Steam Deck
Not tested
Platforms
Steam

Made by Space Boat Studios.

About the game

Ever tried milking yourself while avoiding lawnmowers, butcher knives and sharks at the same time? Beat hundreds of levels and thousand of enemy waves in the endless journey to fill up the milk tank!

Tagged by players

  • Co-op Campaign
  • Shoot 'Em Up
  • Dark Humor
  • Top-Down Shooter
  • Bullet Hell
  • Local Multiplayer
  • Level Editor
  • Difficult
  • 4 Player Local
  • Cartoony
  • PvE
  • Arcade

What players say

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What players say

  • Recommended
    I bought it when it came out and left it half abandoned, now I decided to play it again and there were many things that I missed, such as the utility of shitting, or using skills like farting, so in this second gameplay I configured the buttons properly and I think now I get to appreciate the game a little more, which by the way gets quite difficult. I recommend it especially when it's on sale. Still couldn't play…

    1.3 h played when written. 5 found it helpful.

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  • Recommended
    I cant fathom that you bastards didn't make a sequel to this game and instead decided to push you anti cow agenda. get back to your roots if you want a loyal fanbase. us holy cow milk fans were here from the start. Im tired of sticking up for you after all these years... Milkers unite

    1.1 h played when written. 3 found it helpful.

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