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Astronaut: The Best

90% positive of 31 Steam reviews

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Released
2023
Steam Deck
Verified
Platforms
Steam

Made by Universal Happymaker.

About the game

Astronaut: The Best is an occult management adventure where people aren't just numbers: they're screwups. You must run a proper space academy using lies, witchcraft, and/or hard work. Guide cadets through a roguelite web of scandals and challenges, or the government will have you killed.

Tagged by players

  • Dark Humor
  • Interactive Fiction
  • Choose Your Own Adventure
  • Resource Management
  • Roguelite
  • Visual Novel
  • Hand-drawn
  • Multiple Endings
  • Choices Matter
  • Lore-Rich
  • Roguelike
  • Procedural Generation

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What players say

  • Recommended
    You've heard of 'best game you suck at'; get ready for 'best game that hates you', lol

    4.8 h played when written. 1 found it helpful.

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  • Not recommended
    After spending hours trying to get a decent score and a team for a space launch, everything got destroyed by a lvl. 1 Maverick trait that triggered two bonus screwups for untrained stats and instantly killed my pilot before launch. How fun. I heard that they were going for Papers please vibes, but the whole game seems to enjoy giving you situations with guaranted punishment no matter the pick. After a few too many…

    8 h played when written. 8 found it helpful.

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